Buncher is a god-like creature with massive calves and the largest penis in the world. Bunchers body was used in the movie 300 and multiplied 300 times and the actors heads were added using modern movie magic. Buncher is capable of killing a man with the look of his eyes, but only if he feels like it.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen Buncher?

Guy 2: Yea, i heard he killed an elephant with his calves.

Guy 1: I also heard he had sex with a virgin and now her vagina looks like the sleeve of a wizard.

Buncher by asdhfaskljdfklajsdf December 20, 2007

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Buncher

A person who's ass is so weak that they cannot hold their shit in

Karl, you are such a Buncher. You need to tuck your pants into your socks.

Buncher by MadBuncher January 18, 2012

turd buncher

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

turd buncher by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006

brady buncher

1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.

2. a faggot or a homosexual

3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)

1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.

2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right

3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.

brady buncher by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

feller buncher

Machine for chopping and bunching trees. These trucks are designed to cut and bunch trees for the Skidder to skid to the Delimber to get the tree limbs delimbed and ready to be loading. These trucks use tracks like an Excavator and a boom like one. They use felling heads to grab and fell trees. They then bunch the trees they fell and get them ready for skidding.

After the Feller Buncher bunched the trees, use the Skidder to skid them.

feller buncher by Animal lover 2011 February 11, 2023

backslap bingo buncher

A myth lost to the ages, defined as a man who is genetically superior to all those around him. Funny, attractive and humble the backslap bingo buncher is who many regard as the second coming of christ.

"many scientist believe that the backslap bingo buncher is an unattainable state of metaphysical perfection.

backslap bingo buncher by uhhh not jason March 24, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026