bumməˌrēn
Verb: The act of placing your buddy's nose betwixt your buttocks and riding it like a hobby horse after they have succumbed to excessive alcohol or recreational drug consumption.
Noun: Deterrent. "Moderate your consumption of alcohol or there's a
possibility you will fall victim to a bummerine."
Exclamation: The expression of exaltation while performing said act.
ORIGIN
ENGLISH ENGLISHBUM SUBMARINE
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BUMMERINE