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Bumhole signal
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
Bumhole signal by Gregggssss April 26, 2012
Maggot Sucking Bumhole
A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.
Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"
"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"
"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"
Maggot Sucking Bumhole by mikethemilf March 26, 2009
cock muff bumhole
Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley
cock muff bumhole by Evilded December 16, 2005
Bumhole Toffee
The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Bumhole Toffee by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
bumhole
bumhole by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
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