bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.
The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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bum wad

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.
Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
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Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping
We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….
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