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Bum Steer 

Australian term either meaning to lead astray or a way of describing taking a girl from behind
i.e. when she looks round at you with that confused look on her face, you say "Keep your eyes on the road - I'm steering this, bitch"
Bum Steer by Paul Hansford February 23, 2005
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bum steer 

Used to discribe something stupid, idiotic,overrated and/or something/one that cheats. 95% of the time refering to University of Texas.
Andrew: UT is the greatest!
Jenny: Are you kidding me, they have a bum steer of a women's basket ball team. Baylor beats them every year.
bum steer by Darth_`Eowyn November 2, 2006
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The Bum Steer

a bar where a typical night consists of blacking out after your first drink, and waking up to find you pissed yourself on the hot bartenders couch. You most likely have no idea what happened last night and have some sort of head injury. has some of the best bartenders and stiffest drinks you will encounter at a bar. food, booze, pool tables, music and hot chicks... pretty fuckin cool.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to the left side of your face and why do you smell like bleach?

Guy 2: I went to the The Bum Steer.

Guy 1: Oh.
The Bum Steer by DrunkinMcDrunky November 15, 2010

bumsteer 

1. Directions given that end up being incorrect or roundabout.

2. Placing one's buttocks on the car steering wheel, and using this as a method for navigating the car.
"Let me tell you the way" Bob said. Five minutes later, when Bob led them down a dead end street, he realised he'd taken his party on a bit of a bumsteer.


bumsteer by lauzypants March 31, 2009

bumsteer 

A little steer given from behind to manipulate or confuse, A prank.
I was told to come to this adress for the party but no one's home, what a bumsteer.
bumsteer by Mike January 10, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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