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Born in Port Authur Texas, Janis was somewhat of a reject in her home town. She was however, the greatest female rocker to walk the face of the Earth. She had her own sound, look and personality. No one could ever touch her. Janis, you are the reason I surrvived the 8th grade.
Jesse: Andrew, have you seen Jenny?
Andrew: Yeah, she's listening to Janis Joplin.
Jesse: Joplin sux.
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Jesse* She's the greatest you ninny!!!
by Darth_`Eowyn November 01, 2006

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People who are too talented for the dance team and way too smart for cheerleading. If you can toss it or spin it, it's most likely going to be in the show.
Andrew: I hate the color guard. Jenny if you were on the dance team....
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Andrew.* Color guard beats the living crap out of dance team!!
by Darth_`Eowyn November 09, 2006

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When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.
Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
by Darth_`Eowyn January 24, 2007

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Stands for Singles Awareness Day. More commonly known as Valentines Day.
Jenny: Happy S.A.D.!!!
Jesse: You're taking not having a boyfriend a Valentines Day hard, arent' you.
Jenny: I'm just fine! *Strangles Jesse*
by Darth_`Eowyn January 24, 2007

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The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.
Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!
by Darth_`Eowyn November 16, 2006

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A town in centeral Texas were the Branch Dividian thing did not happen!! It was 24 miles out of town in Falls County.
It is also the home of Doctor Pepper, the greatest college ever Baylor University and a city filled with history that nobody outside of the state of Texas cares about (idiots).
Jesse: Yeah, that Branch Dividian thing in Waco was pretty scary.
Andrew: It wasn't in Waco, crack head!
Jenny: Yeah, it was in Falls. Even I know that.
by Darth_`Eowyn November 01, 2006

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Simply the greatest man to ever play at the 6 strings. A hero and an icon. Sadly he died of an OD and he is the reason why I will stay drug free so I won't die like him.
Andrew:What ya listening to Jenny?
Jenny:Jimi Hendrix, the greatest guitarist EVER!!!
Andrew:He's OK.
Jenny:*Punches Andrew*No he's not he's the greatest!
by Darth_`Eowyn October 17, 2006

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