Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.

Oh Bum Grapes!

by SkuM001 February 2, 2004

Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008

bumgrapes

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids

Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

bumgrapes

bumgrapes, interj. Used to express annoyance or anger.

My planet is falling around my head! Bumgrapes!

by Grant0 April 14, 2004

Brumgrapes

Haemorrhoids, but in Birmingham.

While Simon’s piles were clearly the size of Birmingham, this did not make them actual Brumgrapes.

Brummie: “Cowin’ ‘ell, me bumgrapes are worse than Aston Villa’s defence.”
Accredited General Practitioner: “Then I fear you may have Brumgrapes.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 12, 2025