bumgrapes 

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids

Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole

bumgrapes by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

bumgrapes 

bumgrapes, interj. Used to express annoyance or anger.

My planet is falling around my head! Bumgrapes!

bumgrapes by Grant0 April 14, 2004

bumgrope 

To grab hold of the buttocks in a rough manner

Hey Bec - hold on tight, it's time for a bumgrope

bumgrope by Undy Bumgrope July 23, 2005

Bum Grapes 

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

Bum Grapes by Tom May 2, 2003

bumrape 

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.

I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.

bumrape by Mercunium September 4, 2003

bum grapes 

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.

Oh Bum Grapes!

bum grapes by SkuM001 February 2, 2004

Nurse Helga Bumgames 

A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.

Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"

Nurse Helga Bumgames by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006