Brumgrapes

Haemorrhoids, but in Birmingham.

While Simon’s piles were clearly the size of Birmingham, this did not make them actual Brumgrapes.

Brummie: “Cowin’ ‘ell, me bumgrapes are worse than Aston Villa’s defence.”
Accredited General Practitioner: “Then I fear you may have Brumgrapes.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 12, 2025

bumgrapes

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids

Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

bumgrapes

bumgrapes, interj. Used to express annoyance or anger.

My planet is falling around my head! Bumgrapes!

by Grant0 April 14, 2004