Bulbamex is a pokemon that it light brown and has leaves covering its usually-small penis. Bulbamex is often found selling beans, listening to shitty music, carrying weapons, building houses, and spending time in dumpsters. Bulbamex is extremely skilled in running, jumping fences, swimming, and hiding. With a Taco Stone, Bulbamex evolves into Mexisaurus where it has fully developed its construction and fence hopping skills, and often tries to intimidate other people.
I caught a bulbamex with my beaner ball, and it ran away to Mexico!
Bulbage (noun, slang) — the overwhelming glare or harsh brightness from a lightbulb that feels unnecessarily intense, especially when it makes you squint, blinds you at night, or ruins the mood.
Turn that lamp down, the bulbage in here is criminal.”
* “I walked into the kitchen at 2 a.m. and got hit with full bulbage.”
* “Love the apartment, hate the bathroom bulbage.”