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buffer fucked 

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!

Buffer Fucked 

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.
I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.
Buffer Fucked by N4CER32 October 19, 2011

bufferfucked 

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed
Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.
bufferfucked by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010

Bufferfucked 

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.
"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."
Bufferfucked by Philostopher May 13, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022