A person who has taken their devotion to burgers to the next level. They never order a double when they know they can get a triple or quad burger. You can identify a burgerballer by the grease stains on his shirt and his massive fat ass! Burgerballers can often be found outside Shake Shack giving Hi Fives to passing fatties!
Person 1. Look at Steve stuffing a triple burger into his face!!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!
Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.
Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.
That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!
an obnoxious and totally inane string of emails, usually comprised of a first inane email sent out to a large list by accident and followed by many brilliant "reply all" responses requesting to be taken off said list, then followed by "reply all" responses to those responses explaining to everyone on the list that they should not reply all.
Ten more people replied all today. This is turning into quite a bladderball.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.