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buckhorse 

Not to be confused with a saggitarius or a centaur, the Buckhorse is a rare hybrid of the most desirable equine and human qualities. The extraordinary ability to pummel is a common trait found in the Buckhorse. Do not believe everyone who says they are a Buckhorse. If ever in doubt, the Buckhorse Salute shall be exercised, thereby ensuring the authenticty of the Buckhorse.

Also simply known as "horse" to close friends.
"I'd sure like to get pummeled by the Buckhorse!"
buckhorse by Mike Shartage July 26, 2008
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buckhorse 

Not to be confused with a saggitarius or a centaur, the Buckhorse is a rare hybrid of the most desirable equine and human qualities. The extraordinary ability to pummel is a common trait found in the Buckhorse. Do not believe everyone who says they are a Buckhorse. If ever in doubt, the Buckhorse Salute shall be exercised, thereby ensuring the authenticty of the Buckhorse.

Also simply known as "horse" to close friends.
"I'd sure like to get pummeled by the Buckhorse!"
buckhorse by Mike Shartage July 26, 2008

Buckhorse 

When a stranger touches you, puts you in a dark blue van, drives in to the ocean and chains you up to a wall in his underwater octopussi layer. Then he has the hershey squirts in to a bucket and then cums in to the bucket and dumps it on your head, and starts to lube a flat screen tv. Then he shoves a tv up your ass hole. You feel your ass hole spread appart and start to bleed and scream like a charliq. You feel the power cord get plugged in and you feel the electrons pulse through your body then you get fucked in the dick hole by the stranger with a barbed wire. Then satan comes up out of the ground and cums on you. Then takes a chain saw out of his ear and cuts off your pubes and your hair. Then he says "kys fgt" while he cuts off all of your hair. Then he un chains you and throws you in to a room full of people fucking eachother and dead menstrating bodies. Then you spent the reast of your life in a fuck pile.
John got buckhorsed today
Buckhorse by Cock sucker 420 June 29, 2016
a handrolled cigarette
yo, lemme twist off a buckhorn.
buckhorn by benji benji March 31, 2006

Backhouse 

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.
Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"
Backhouse by kjahfkjsagf October 14, 2022

Buckhorn Bar

Located at 2nd and Ivinson in Laramie, WY It is a historic den of sin once known for prostitutes and whiskey drunk cowboys.

It is now frequented by the only ten black people in wyoming (University of Wyoming Basketball team) and the blackout drunk white girls trying to sleep with them.
I had a blast at the Buckhorn Bar last night, I must hace sucked off at least four black guys in a row!!
Buckhorn Bar by colt breaker .45 August 18, 2009

Buckhorn Bellow

Screaming your own name as loudly as possible rather than your partner's (or anyone else's) at the height of a primal orgasm for the purpose of both perplexing them and congratulating yourself for a job well done.
Sally: "You won't believe what Dave yelled out while we were having sex last night."
Jane: "Oh no...did he scream another persons name?"
Sally: "No, he Buckhorn Bellowed. Apparently he was proud of his work."
Buckhorn Bellow by Otis Nice August 22, 2018