Bturd 

A turd that keeps rearing it's ugly head no matter how many times you flush.

Blake is like a bturd. Can't get rid of him no matter how many times I flush.

Bturd by Uncle Boe October 17, 2010

burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)

I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

burden of demascus by TannersTensionYo November 5, 2013

Beast of Burden 

Someone who carries anothers burdens, insecurities, or issues. This comes from the term for an animal used to transport goods or conduct hard labor such as an ox.

A beast of burden is not an ugly person or someone who causes burden as it has been incorrectly define before.

I swear he deals with all her problems. He’s just her beast of burden.

Beast of Burden by Kuamonie January 6, 2018

burden of proof 

Your responsibility to prove or provide evidence for a claim you have made, without being allowed to change the subject or avoid backing up the claim. The sister term to a burden of proof is a red herring (a logical fallacy tantamount to derailing). When someone has the burden of proof and doesn't want to back up their statements, they will usually either commit a blatant red herring and try to sidetrack the conversation or try to shift the burden of proof onto the other person. Since few people can clearly list their beliefs and evidence about global warming, economic models and policies, and cause-and-effect social claims ("legalizing marijuana will make everyone into a drug addict!"), this will remain a major problem for many years to come.

Guy 1: There is indisputable proof that God exists. Guy 2: May I see this proof? Guy 1: No. It is your job to prove that God does not exist. Guy 2: I do not have the burden of proof here. I claimed nothing.

Guy 1: Donald Sterling is a terrible person. He should lose all of his money, his job, and never be seen in the public eye again. Guy 2: Can you defend the claim that he's a terrible person? Guy 1: I know him well, on the basis of hearing a phone conversation of his. All people like him are the same. They are racists and they need to go down! Guy 2: Slow down there. You have a burden of proof to prove that 1) he's a terrible person. 2) you can judge someone enough based on a brief phone call to know they're a terrible person 3) all such people need to go down (whatever that means). Guy 1: I'm not going to discuss this! He's a racist and that's it! Guy 2: Please be a mature adult and respect that to continue this dispute, you must address your own burden of proof.

burden of proof by Eric Kazinsky May 31, 2014

snuff burden 

An unfortunate inability to return home after a night out without a munter in tow. One who bears the snuff burden is liable to copulate with the ugliest, fattest, most vile women under the dillusion that they are mildly attractive.

Did you see that bird he got off with last night? He was definitely under the snuff burden.

snuff burden by Andrew Peacock January 28, 2007

btard 

People who are found in the /b/ section of 4chan.org. They are commonly refered to as /b/tards (with the slashes).

Some btard just posted CP and everyone is going NUTS.

btard by super man morgan October 20, 2006

Burdock 

Burdock is any of a group of biennial thistles in the genus Arctium, family Asteraceae.

The prickly heads of these plants are noted for easily catching on to fur and clothing, thus providing an excellent mechanism for seed dispersal. Burrs cause local irritation and can possibly cause intestinal hairballs in pets. However, most animals avoid ingesting these plants.

Julian, you're covered in burdocks --I hate those fucking things.

Burdock by arentiexclusive January 25, 2009