Burdle 

A burdle is a mix of a bird and a turtle it can swim fast or fly slow (as a burdle) or become a bird and go at any pace the other option is to be just a turtle and swim at any pace.

BURDLE GANG FOR LIFE!!!

Burdle by Burdlegangforlife February 12, 2019

Burdle 

A person who walks around at night begging for cereal, apple juice or milk. Can take over whole houses if its needs are not met. the only way to defeat a burdle is to give it what it demands.

person one: "ohmygosh! it's a burdle!"
person two: "hurry! get out the cereal!"

Burdle by burdlelover March 9, 2009

Burdle 

to fuck your life; often referred to as FML

I hate my life, burdle.

Burdle by blahblahblahahahahah November 14, 2010

Burdle 

Someone who is more than an acquaintance but is not quite considered a friend.

"One time, a burdle of mine did my makeup."

Burdle by fatpurplechair October 9, 2020

Burfle 

To burfle is to commit an error in speech in which two or more phonemes are transposed, or one or more phonemes are substituted.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.

"The scouting organisation recently voted to ban lesbian beaver levers"

"Damn I really burfled lesbian beaver leaders, that ususally only happens around things that make me nervous, like hyperdeemic nurdles"

Burfle by Boyles Law July 22, 2012

burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)

I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

burden of demascus by TannersTensionYo November 5, 2013

Beast of Burden 

Someone who carries anothers burdens, insecurities, or issues. This comes from the term for an animal used to transport goods or conduct hard labor such as an ox.

A beast of burden is not an ugly person or someone who causes burden as it has been incorrectly define before.

I swear he deals with all her problems. He’s just her beast of burden.

Beast of Burden by Kuamonie January 6, 2018