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your ugly
ew your so fuckin brutto
out of my face
Brutto by [ur mom] May 29, 2003
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brutto il signore

"Brutto il signore" literally means "Ugly (the) God". The Catholic Church is really powerful in Italy and insults to God, Jesus, Mary and all the other saints are very badly judged (it's actually a crime) but, at the same time, very common. People use "Brutto il signore" even to complain about anything, for example when they accidentally hurt theirselves or it starts raining. It's particulary in the folk customs of the two regions of Veneto and Tuscany, where they use these kind of expressions ("Dio Maiale", "Madonna Puttana", "Cane di Gesù" and so on) very often and at every age.
*a hammer or another heavy objects falls on one's foot*
(loud) "BRUTTO IL SIGNORE!!!"

"I've been in queue for an hour to get the ticket and so I missed the last train, brutto il signore!"

brutto bastardo 

it means i love you and you have to use it when you want to espress love to somone in italian
es.<<you are a brutto bastardo>> <<thank you>>
brutto bastardo by magwty December 10, 2021

Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher

Als Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher werden Personen bezeichnet die den Gesellschaftlichen durchschnitt Abbilden. Der Begriff "Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher" wird meist von überdurchschnittlich intelligenten Menschen genutzt, die sich nicht eingestehen können, dass es neben dem Wort Otto-Normal-Verbraucher keine weitere Bezeichnung mehr gibt.
X: "Mein Mann, was nach seinem 9 to 5 Job noch kurz bei Rewe und sitzt jetzt vor dem Fernseher."
Y (Hochintelligent): "Dein Mann ist ja ein richtiger Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher".

il buona, il brutto, il cattivo 

The movie; The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. (The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly is an Italian film)
Isn't Clint Eastwood in il buona, il brutto, il cattivo?

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Goose Button 

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.
Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.
Goose Button by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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