Hot, Sexy, and has a great personality. He cares and loves people. He likes girls with blonde hair! And is usually asked if he is from Britain.
by Christopher Ball January 05, 2017
A Britton, is oftentimes a spazzy kid who enjoys making others moderately uncomfortable. (The kind of uncomfortable where you tell the story of your encounter with said Britton, in a way that doesn't seem like it scarred you emotionally.) He, or sometimes she, likely dosen't give a crap what anybody thinks about him/her so he/she will be willing to act like a dingus in public and isn't afraid to be viewed as a fojangler. Also loves being around people.
Dan: Yeah, and then this weird Britton and I accidentally made eye contact, and he wouldn't look away and i couldn't for some reason... Haha, it was freaking weird!
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.
by Arsonist Dave September 28, 2014
by Cycle 1 December 13, 2011
by Queen Know it all September 12, 2021
An uncommon disease that affects the anal cavity. Known also in the medical feild as Brittonthornitus. Symptoms often include anal leakage, large anal warts, bloody stools, swelling in the rectum, and in some rare cases, males inflicted with Britton experience extreme shrinkage of the penis. The most common cause for Britton is an over abundance of anal sexual activity.
by mcface July 23, 2006
He’s funny loving and caring he puts his women and children first and will fight for what he loves. He’s artistic , smart and open minded he doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body and will be the king he is to his queen. Hard worker when he fines the job he like and lives everyday to the fullest.
by Forever2005 November 26, 2021
A male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) Is from England, 2) Is great, or 3) Can talk with a British accent.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
by The Ramen Eater November 12, 2011