Brutess Share definition Flag The female version of a Brute, who listens to Sofa Pizza. She down for the homiez. Brute #1: Yo, does your chick listen to Sofa Pizza? Brute #2: Hell Yeah foo, she's a bonafide Brutess. Brute#1: Word. Brutess by SofaPizza November 28, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Brutess mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch