The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.
Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.
Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.
Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks
by SofaPizza February 01, 2024
Brute #1: Yo, does your chick listen to Sofa Pizza?
Brute #2: Hell Yeah foo, she's a bonafide Brutess.
Brute#1: Word.
Brute #2: Hell Yeah foo, she's a bonafide Brutess.
Brute#1: Word.
by SofaPizza November 29, 2019
Homie #1: “Aye homie, how do I look?”
Homie #2: “Yo G, you look rumpus with those assless chaps.”
Homie #1: “These are assless?!?
Homie #2: “Yo G, you look rumpus with those assless chaps.”
Homie #1: “These are assless?!?
by SofaPizza November 30, 2019