Blondezvous
Blondezvous by Mani-tdot121 July 31, 2010
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brondezvous
or brondez-vous
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
Wife: "Honey, the neighbors invited us to board game night next Tuesday"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
brondezvous by thx_91 September 17, 2018
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brondezvous
noun
1. An arranged meeting to enjoy a bromance.
intransitive verb
2. Meeting to enjoy said bromance.
etymology: portmanteau of "bro", from English "brother" and "rendezvous", from French.
1. An arranged meeting to enjoy a bromance.
intransitive verb
2. Meeting to enjoy said bromance.
etymology: portmanteau of "bro", from English "brother" and "rendezvous", from French.
1. I miss you, man. We need to have a brondezvous this week.
2. We'll brondezvous back here at fourteen-hundred hours.
2. We'll brondezvous back here at fourteen-hundred hours.
brondezvous by Bro-ntosaurus August 2, 2011
Browndezvous
Browndezvous by Random Malice October 17, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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