Brown One

A Peruvianmale who fell in love with ThunderKat over the internet(also see interweb). Cute and usually upbeat, he is recognized by all close to ThunderKat as her 'better half'. He's big on videogames, Zelda and noodles. He currently resides in Australia.

The Brown One, a lover of fine women, loves ThunderKat the most.

by Kat Lucky November 10, 2008

Squeeze a brown one out.

To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.

Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.

by Monkey Gray November 13, 2007

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

going to town with one in the brown

fucking someone in the ass.

"Wanna come out Dave?" "I can't Bob i'm busy going to town with one in the brown on Jess"

by Dan the man with a big wang November 30, 2013

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010