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Squeeze a brown one out.
Squeeze a brown one out. by Monkey Gray November 13, 2007
number one brown jersey
Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.
"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."
number one brown jersey by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003
old one brown eye
old one brown eye by zacince July 21, 2014
one eyed brown monster
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
one eyed brown monster by SmartAlek January 10, 2014
going to town with one in the brown
fucking someone in the ass.
going to town with one in the brown by Dan the man with a big wang November 30, 2013
Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"
"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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