Brown Meat

Particularly dark coloured flesh on the labia or penis of an otherwise much whiter person.

She was a ginger, you know with the whitest skin and cutest little pink nipples, but when I got down there - fuck me: Brown meat flappage!!! Totally unexpected...

by spunk_sock June 28, 2008

brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

brown the meat

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

by big ol' steve June 18, 2009

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

Brownbeaten

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019