Brown Book

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.

I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.

by Camaro829 February 25, 2009

little brown book

a small notebook or document in which an individual keeps a running list of the names and phone numbers of people they have had anal sex with.

bro 1: "hey man, do you have that Puertorrican midget's number?
bro 2: "yeah it's in my little brown book, let me get it"
(bro 2 pulls out LBB)
bro 1: damn, that thing looks like a phone book, no wonder every girl in this city is walking funny."

by mitchy P February 13, 2014

brownbooze

An easy to order type of alcohol, particularly when one is leathered.

Barman: 'Yes sir, how can I be of assistance?'

Leathered person: 'Booze! Brownbooze!'

by gypmaster June 11, 2007

Brownbootyitis

Brownbootyitis is a disease where your anus becomes a brown color. It's simply due to not wiping well enough after using the restroom. Symptoms include: Lips turning brown, Brown anus, Possible burning/itching sensations, Sometimes forming a rash if not taken care of in a timely manner. It got it's name from the first recorded case, Richard Smith, who didn't wipe his butt hole good enough, and when someone pantsed him in the middle of his hometown, it exposed his alarmingly brown anus. Hence the name, Brownbootyitis.

Worse cases include sweltering blisters if not taken care of properly.

The only way to clear it up is to carefully pull the anus out and cleanse it thoroughly, making sure every bit of the brownness is gone (Refrain from using towels, washrags, sponges, or Brillo pads, as it could only intensify the effects of the rash) Let sit for 2-5 days, until the anus smells similar to that of a rose.

"You have Brownbootyitis! You need to clean it!"

by i am cupcake January 18, 2020