Brown Badger

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a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.

hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.

Brown Badger by Darklanky February 10, 2009

Words you can keep

Brown Bagger

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

Brown Bagger by Zclause October 23, 2008

Brown badge of courage

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.

"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."

Brown badge of courage by AzNm0Nk3y January 12, 2006

Brown bagger

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.

Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

Brown bagger by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

brown-bagger by D0TY February 18, 2003

brown badge

getting your brown badge is similar to receiving your red wings...

to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.

nonhomosexual only

yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night

dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit

hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him

brown badge by Jordan and Langley December 31, 2007

brown bagger

Someone drinking liquor from a bottle in a brown paper bag. Usually in the street in the unposh parts of town.

Ten brown baggers sitting on the wall. If one brown bagger etc.

brown bagger by sevenhn January 24, 2006

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026