Brown Alaska 

When you insert an ice cube into your anus to create a cooling effect after a spicy bowel movement.

I really need a brown Alaska after that Nashville hot.

Brown Alaska by Minka_Minha August 25, 2021

Alaskan Brown Flower 

After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.

After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.

Alaskan Brown Flower by FightingPrick March 3, 2010

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair 

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair by ready-liver August 3, 2010