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Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
Get the Penicornmug. Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
Get the Trigger Fingermug. When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 3, 2010
Get the Alaskan Brown Wheelchairmug. A face usually given in disgust or in discontent with a situation. It involves any facial gesture that, literally, makes someone say "What the fuck?"
All through study-hall, Tiras would stare at Rebecca. Rebecca just glared over at Tiras like he was a creeper with a what the fuck face.
by Ready-Liver May 10, 2009
Get the What the fuck facemug. by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009
Get the Nudeymug. A word created by ignorant pricks who couldn't manage the time to learn the English language. Suspected to originate around the early 1900s on Angel Island, where many Asian immigrants lacked proper English.
Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.
See Regardless
Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.
See Regardless
by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009
Get the irregardlessmug. Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?
Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.
Guy 1: Dayum mang.
Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.
Guy 1: Dayum mang.
by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009
Get the Dragonmug.