Grammer

1. The retarded cousin of the word Grammar.

2. Sometimes even confused as a cracker by little kids.

1. I think mah grammer iz gittin' bettor.

2. Mommy, can I have a grammer cracker?

by Ready-Liver May 07, 2009

Pazzazzed

The 'cool' way of saying possessed.

Father: Is my daughter ok?

Priest: Yo, seems she's a lil pazzazzed!

by Ready-Liver May 29, 2009

irregardless

A word created by ignorant pricks who couldn't manage the time to learn the English language. Suspected to originate around the early 1900s on Angel Island, where many Asian immigrants lacked proper English.

Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.

See Regardless

Asian Immigrant: Irregardless, I do what (I)want!

by Ready-Liver May 07, 2009

Dial

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

by Ready-Liver May 12, 2009

Dragon

Slang (both in pronunciation and spelling) for the word dragging.

Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?

Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.

Guy 1: Dayum mang.

by Ready-Liver May 29, 2009

Your mom

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.

Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.

by Ready-Liver May 09, 2009

Fuklin

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.

Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!

by Ready-Liver May 09, 2009