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Brotaliation 

A man's Bros backing him up when someone has harmed him (usually some bitch-ass bitch). A combination of the words "bro" and "retaliate" (if you couldn't figure that out on your own)
Dude, Jack's girl just dumped him brutally" "I never liked that bitch. It's time for some brotaliation!
Brotaliation by Brobacca May 17, 2011
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Broalition of the Chilling 

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.
"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

brobalization

The globalization of broism....essentially this is what happens when bros from bro hotspots (e.g., frats, gyms, bars, beach, etc.) transplant themselves into non-traditional environments (e.g., southeast asia) and create intense excitement around their broish ways. Locals then imitate the broscity and years later aforementioned bros return to said locations to find that everyone's rockin' their steez.
brobalization is like when kenny powers went back to his roots....

or when charlie sheen did china...
brobalization by dave g6 August 12, 2011

Broalition of the Chilling 

A group of 6 individuals whom take it upon themselves to form a council to oversee party goers at model UN conferences. They have the ability to veto actions of the general assembly in their drunken state. They also reserve the right to nickname individuals upon a consensus vote by the members.
"I was just named god by the Broalition of the chilling after chugging all the gin."

or

"The 6 members of the Broalition mandated that shit got real after the serious comment was made about deep throating dick."
Broalition of the Chilling by Beejj February 24, 2010

Brovaluation 

The evaluation of a female by a bro's wingmen. Scale can range from 1-10, 1-100, or 1-1000 pending on how many women are in the room and how many details are avalable.

A brovaluation may include looks, race, personality, music tastes, sex drive (if applicable), and personal preference. A brovaluation can go up or down pending on the Blood-Alcohol level of the judge.
Duder: Man, I met this awesome chick last night.
Mans: Really?
Duder: Yep. There was alot of beer so I need a brovaluation on her.
Brovaluation by iDuder February 19, 2011

BROteriation 

When a male is stripped of everything he ever was after entering a relationship with a female. He ditches his friends and/or family and devotes his life to the girlfriend.
how rude. -_-
Friend 1: hey man lets hang out today !
Friend 2: I can't ill be with the gf.
Friend 1: how about tomorrow? Or the day after?

Friend 2: im hanging out with her again
Friend 1: "/ dude. I think you're coming down with BROteriation. Not cool.
BROteriation by chick'n&beans June 14, 2011

Brutalization 

Anything that results in pain or detriment to an event or an individual

A broad term for when you/something get absolutely fucked over
What just came out of my cheeks in the toilet was a goddamn brutalization

Dude last night was an absolute brutalization, Jimmy was throwing up for hours
Brutalization by theneonicon April 8, 2021
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