brokitis

Someone who has the inability to acquire money or has no money

I took this person to dinner and he told me he couldnt pay for his dinner, so I diagnosed him with brokitis, I'm worried about catching it

by Sarples May 27, 2019

Brokeitis

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

Broitis

The social malady in which a female continuously acts like a "bro" even in situations that warrant femininity.

Girl #1: "So how did your date go last night?"

Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."

by Ganja_Girl April 4, 2012

Brositis

1) when the parties involved in a bromance are unhappy with each other.

1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?

Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.

by JVDoc October 26, 2010

Brositis

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."

by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018

Broitis

A condition that makes people use the word "bro" in their UD examples. It is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.

bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?

bro2: Dunno, bro.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

broitishman

A sweaty sim racer who breaks his wrists when driving. He has the smallest cock ever, the size of a tick tack. He is sad because his broken wrists and the size of his cock make him unble to feel pleasure. He wont shut up about being good at fake driving. He is a very british man who has a large collection of furries. He looks at among us roblox punjabi free no virus sex. He likes eggplant alot. It is his favorite.

Broitishman is a dick who drives a fake care. He is over there, look!

by Mooopp November 28, 2021