Definitions by onelongdrinkofwater

psychopumps

Literally means "sneakers of the soul". Psychopumps are the shoes that a person uses to walk into the light and cross to the other side.

Hey! love your psychopumps!

Yeah, I saw them on sale at Same as it Never Was Antiques, and just had to have them.

psychopumps by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

Broitis

A condition that makes people use the word "bro" in their UD examples. It is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.

bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?

bro2: Dunno, bro.

Broitis by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

weltschmertz

welt= welt; schmertz=pain

The pain of a welt. Probably caused by those 50 lashes you received for drinking water you didn't climb the mast for.

See also Rubsaltinmyweltshmertz.

Jack Tar: Jeez, those stripes on my back are killing me.

Cabin Boy: I feel your weltschmertz, bro.

weltschmertz by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

suffering succotash

Mixed vegetables with weltschmertz.

Succotash: Oh, I'm just so sick of it all. Nobody really likes me. What's the point of life?

Mashed potatoes: I feel your suffering succotash... bro.

suffering succotash by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

woe day

When Elmer Fudd has fish eggs for supper.

Oh boy! woe day. Now, wear did I put dat cawiar?

woe day by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

Short Man's Syndrome

The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.

Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.

Never vote for a short man.

Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.

Short Man's Syndrome by onelongdrinkofwater May 14, 2011