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Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.
1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."
Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011
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Broomelled 

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.
1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.
Broomelled by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011

bootyella 

Bootyella is the greatest friend ever. If you ever need baby names go to her parents for advice.
She is amazing girlfriend and boyfriend. Her favorite slang right now is urmom.
Me- Hey bootyella I love your name!
Bootyella: Thanks, your ugly too.

Broomilla 

Broomilla (n.)
Broomilla, much like the word memorabilia, are brooms collected because of the intense interest in brooms. Collecting brooms as memorabilia is a wonderful way to remember all the brooms you've had. Remember that broom your mother would use to sweep the porch? With all that broomilla you have, now you remember it!
Person 1: Why do you have so many brooms?
Person 2: Don't offend my broomilla.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026