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Broom Ball 

The greatest way to piss of an RA, next to shitting on the floor. Usually played in the halls of a dorm. Its similar to hockey. There are two goals (tipped over long trash cans, worth one point) and one bonus goal (a square recycling bin standing up, worth two points). There are five people per team, one goalie (janitor) and four others (sweepers). Teams are defined by the color speedo they wear. The object of the game is to get a small beach ball (the urinal cake) into one of the goals, using traditional brooms. Penalties result in the loss of a key and if you lose two keys you are out of the game. The only team currently recognized by ABBAMA (American Broom Ball Association of Michigan of America)is at the University of Michigan's Summer Dive Camp.
Derek: "Man how can we piss Trisha off tonight?"
Ed: "I know, Broom Ball"
Derek: "Totally, let's go steal a ton of brooms and shit."
Broom Ball by thatdude21 January 12, 2009
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ball broom 

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?
ball broom by mathmonkey March 11, 2009

Boom Balloon 

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!
Boom Balloon by rock monk July 16, 2007

bloomballing 

When you throw Bloomballs into soil or compost
She is going to share her Bloomballs with her naughbours and together they will go bloomballing in their gardens

bloomballs

a ball made up of flower seeds, compost and soil
During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.
Broomball is a popular recreational ice sport originating in Canada and played around the world. It is played in a hockey rink, either indoors or outdoors, depending on climate and location.
In a game of broomball there are two teams, each consisting of six players, a goaltender plus five others. The object of the game is to score more goals than your opponent. Goals are scored by hitting the ball into your opponent's net using your broom. Tactics and plays are similar to those used in sports such as ice hockey, roller hockey and floorball.
Players hit a small ball around the ice with a stick called a 'broom'. The broom may have a wooden or aluminium shaft and has a rubber-moulded triangular head similar in shape to that of a regular broom. Players wear special rubber-soled shoes instead of skates, and the ice is prepared in such a way that it is smooth and dry to improve traction.
Let's head over to the ice rink and play some broomball.
broomball by Madison S. October 2, 2007

Broomall 

A small ass town in which old people and rich, spoiled kids live. Generally unknown to the surrounding towns and cities.
Where the hell is Broomall?
Broomall by Juli Aronson January 16, 2009