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a ponytail sported by a bro. can be found on a bro who is drunk and belligerent on the streets, singing cypress hill's "hits from the bong".
Dude A: Check out the bronytail on that bro!
Dude B: Which bro?
Dude A: The one singing Cypress Hill's "Hits From The Bong"!
bronytail by Gianfilo April 24, 2008
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A makeshift pony tail composed from a result of unkempt neck hairs. A reverse neck beard.
Woman 1: Did you see the wild neck hairs on that guy?
Woman 2: Yeah, that dude was sporting a full on bronytail.
bronytail by starbursting August 9, 2014
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bronytail hairdoo hair bronitail
Bronytail by Drupaul January 26, 2015
The fear of male ponytails.
"I can't tell but does that guy have a Bronytail?...look now he just turned around!" "Ewww yes he does"
Bronytail by Drupaul December 31, 2013

Gym Bronytail 

A ponytail sported by a gym bro.
His luscious locks were pulled into a gym bronytail, then he hit the bench.
A bronail is a male nail, or your brothers nail.
Could potentially be ugly and hairy
Yo mike, you look like a bronail!”
bronail by elllllllliiiiiieeeeee January 22, 2019

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.
Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.
browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010
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