Brocktail 

An alcoholic drink that is potent and delicious.

I have had a bad day, make me a Brocktail.

Brocktail by columbusbrowneyes December 25, 2010

Brocktail 

The masterful art of dispensing every drink at the coke self serve machine into your cup and then filling it will enough ice to rise sea levels but just under the amount so that you dont overfill and spill your drink , then chugging it and eating the ice cubes .

"Bloody hell Fred, this is your 5th brocktail since we first got here!"

Brocktail by Dexter-Moggin09 March 8, 2025

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

Brockwile

a term that refers to the way in which one dances to a big tune- primarily a Drum and Bass term, though may be used retrospectively if one is Jungling in room 3

Enter With da Streetfighter,

Ryu, Ken inside da arena,

Haruken with the Fire,

Hurricane kick you Require,

Bison, Honda, Blanka

enter Rudeboy Vega,

Supa SNES or SEGA

gonna get down with my Selecta,

Guile Sonic Boom no smile

get down to this and Brockwile,

Its Wicked its one of a kind

move to the beat Chun li Required,

Chun li my only Lady

with the Fly Kick to the back of the Knee

MC Det 'Streetfighter'

Brockwile by UrbanApache February 23, 2010

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.

Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.

browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010

procktail 

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".

Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!

procktail by word burgler November 27, 2014

bronytail

a ponytail sported by a bro. can be found on a bro who is drunk and belligerent on the streets, singing cypress hill's "hits from the bong".

Dude A: Check out the bronytail on that bro!
Dude B: Which bro?
Dude A: The one singing Cypress Hill's "Hits From The Bong"!

bronytail by Gianfilo April 24, 2008