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Brocktail 

An alcoholic drink that is potent and delicious.
I have had a bad day, make me a Brocktail.
Brocktail by columbusbrowneyes December 25, 2010
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Brocktail 

The masterful art of dispensing every drink at the coke self serve machine into your cup and then filling it will enough ice to rise sea levels but just under the amount so that you dont overfill and spill your drink , then chugging it and eating the ice cubes .
"Bloody hell Fred, this is your 5th brocktail since we first got here!"
Brocktail by Dexter-Moggin09 March 8, 2025

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.
Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."
brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013
a term that refers to the way in which one dances to a big tune- primarily a Drum and Bass term, though may be used retrospectively if one is Jungling in room 3
Enter With da Streetfighter,

Ryu, Ken inside da arena,

Haruken with the Fire,

Hurricane kick you Require,

Bison, Honda, Blanka

enter Rudeboy Vega,

Supa SNES or SEGA

gonna get down with my Selecta,

Guile Sonic Boom no smile

get down to this and Brockwile,

Its Wicked its one of a kind

move to the beat Chun li Required,

Chun li my only Lady

with the Fly Kick to the back of the Knee

MC Det 'Streetfighter'
Brockwile by UrbanApache February 23, 2010

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.
Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.
browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010

procktail 

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".
Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
procktail by word burgler November 27, 2014
a ponytail sported by a bro. can be found on a bro who is drunk and belligerent on the streets, singing cypress hill's "hits from the bong".
Dude A: Check out the bronytail on that bro!
Dude B: Which bro?
Dude A: The one singing Cypress Hill's "Hits From The Bong"!
bronytail by Gianfilo April 24, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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