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Bronups
Bronups by randalicious April 3, 2019
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Bronup
Grown ass men who act like frat boy bros, especially when drinking, hitting on women and/or trying to be "cool". See also: Men who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts and True Religion jeans but have receding hair lines.
That 40-year-old guy was shitfaced by noon, let his kids run wild and made out with a woman who was not his wife. What a f***in bronup.
Bronup by CincyWordsmith December 10, 2013
dunkin bronuts
dunkin bronuts by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008
dunkin' bronuts
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.
Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
dunkin' bronuts by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
bronup
a dude over the age of 35 at a bar in salmon shorts, boat shoes, and a plaid button down shirt with rolled sleeves. what a bronup.
bronup by smoking_yogi September 4, 2015
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