Bronups

Two guys that are best friends and really old.

Hey what's the deal with our dad's hanging out together all the time? They bronups or something???

by KAAAAA3 May 23, 2009

Bronups

When a bro had kids.

Man, these bronups are really great at multitasking a beer and a stroller!

by randalicious April 3, 2019

Bronup

Grown ass men who act like frat boy bros, especially when drinking, hitting on women and/or trying to be "cool". See also: Men who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts and True Religion jeans but have receding hair lines.

That 40-year-old guy was shitfaced by noon, let his kids run wild and made out with a woman who was not his wife. What a f***in bronup.

by CincyWordsmith December 10, 2013

dunkin bronuts

The brotha's version of tea bagging.

Terrell went over to Paul's chic's house to serve her a mouthfull of dunkin bronuts.

by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008

dunkin' bronuts

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.

Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.

Dunkin' bronuts: join the insanity.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

bronup

a bro who is over the age of 35

a dude over the age of 35 at a bar in salmon shorts, boat shoes, and a plaid button down shirt with rolled sleeves. what a bronup.

by smoking_yogi September 4, 2015

Bronus

The desired addition of a bro.

Chad: I just texted Derek
Devin: is he coming over?
Chad: on his way, bro
Devin: Bronus!

by craycarl January 6, 2015