Bronup

Grown ass men who act like frat boy bros, especially when drinking, hitting on women and/or trying to be "cool". See also: Men who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts and True Religion jeans but have receding hair lines.

That 40-year-old guy was shitfaced by noon, let his kids run wild and made out with a woman who was not his wife. What a f***in bronup.

by CincyWordsmith December 10, 2013

bronup

a bro who is over the age of 35

a dude over the age of 35 at a bar in salmon shorts, boat shoes, and a plaid button down shirt with rolled sleeves. what a bronup.

by smoking_yogi September 4, 2015

Bronup

Grown man who shows up to parties trying to relive his glory days as a "bro". Typically loud, constantly trying to edify his "legendary" status, and trying to prove that he can still keep up with the younger "bros" while also making any women present very uncomfortable.
Preferred Beverage is still a Natural Light.

"Yo! Who's that weird dude always hanging out at the rugby house?"
"I dunno, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago? Somebody needs to tell him to get a job and stop trying to be a bronup!"

Dave is in his thirties, married, with 2 kids, but still wears his varsity jacket and tries to pick up underage girls like anyone remembers that he was ever cool. What a bronup!

by ladukes08 October 27, 2014

Napoleon Bronaparte

The leader of all bro's.

Steve is the Napoleon Bronaparte of the brotherhood.

by Brohero June 14, 2010

bronut

when your “bro” nuts on you

charlie bronuts on shawn

by 69tacofunfart August 23, 2018

Bronaphobia

A sane person who is terrified by the idea of grown men watching and enjoying the show My Little Pony, also known as Bronies.

Joe: "I just love My Little Pony! Brony Pride!!"
Sally: "Get the fuck away from me you creep! I have bronaphobia!"

by Bronaphobicchic December 1, 2011

Broncpolli

A way to annoy someone by pressing the cheeks together.
looks something like a fish

Aw man, why did you broncpolli me?

by Frottieteen December 24, 2010