Bronist

A person who judges someone for liking My Little Pony

Random Person: You suck, you like My Little Pony.
Me: You are such a bronist.

by Tuntor689 November 20, 2016

Bronish

Everyone's favorite bro. This mighty brown is the epitome of awesome, and should be regarded as the highest class of friend, human, and occasionally prankster.

"Aye man, we hanging with tonight?"
"Only if Bronish is there, that kid is so dope yo."

by mamba5000 January 9, 2013

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.

Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.

by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009

bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.

Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.

by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

brofist

The bumping of clenched fists by two male friends, in a totally heterosexual manner that represents their commitment to each other and their dedication to their bromance.

Similar to a man-hug in its origin, the brofist is a masculine way of representing deep affection between two males, and can symbolize celebration, comradery, sympathy, or the sealing of a pact between the active brofisters.

Guy #1: Hey man, thanks for helping me out yesterday.
Guy #2: No problem. /brofist ensues

by Yatsu June 5, 2009