Brolov 

Your bro, but with "lov" at the end to make it sound a bit Russian.

A highly respected friend.

"You my Brolov man."

Brolov by TeH MiGhTy CtHuLhU March 23, 2010

Bromovian 

Bromovian (Bromo)

adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.

Bromovian

Kyle was super "bromovian" last night. We tried to go out but he wouldn't leave his house.

Bromovian by MightyJoeJung April 26, 2017

Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

sheila broflovski 

She's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Wow this sub is such a Sheila Broflovski

sheila broflovski by Eric Cartman1/The C0on April 20, 2018

Ike Broflovski 

The younger brother of South Park character Kyle Broflovski and admires him very much. He is adopted from Canada with birth name Peter Gintz. Thus, he gets a flappy head and the upper half flies when he talks, just like other Canadians.
He is very clever and be the youngest person in South Park to have sex, with a teacher who he fell in love with.

S1:

Kyle Broflovski: 'Kick the baby!'
Ike Broflovski: 'Don't kick the god-damn baby!!'
Kyle Broflovski: 'Kick the baby.'

S17:
Ike Broflovski: 'You just love pushing me around! Is that what you wanna do, Kyle?! Kick the baby?! Well alrighty bro! Come on, Kyle! Kick the baby!'
'Come on bro! Kick the fuckin' baby! Let's see you try it, wuss!'

Ike Broflovski by wankair February 25, 2021

brology 

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

brologue 

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

brologue by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009