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When your autocorrect is buggy asf and it changes ‘Bro’ to ‘Brokimo’ at 3.00am in the morning and you repeatedly laugh at it and use it on a regular basis. Often used as a name to call your best friend to go along with your dry humour.

‘Who’s that Pokémon?!’
‘I think that’s a Brokimo!’
‘You think?’
‘Brock is the Pokémon trainer your r*tard’

Brokimo by Leannehz February 9, 2020

Words you can keep

Brokémon

A brokémon is a bro, who likes pokémon.

My brokémon, want to hang out later on?

Brokémon by Birrox February 5, 2015

Related Words

Brokimo • broskimo • Brokemon • brokemon master • Broskimo Kiss • Broke money • bro kimbo • Broke money don't make money

Brokemon

An older guy who watches pokemon wich is designed for little kids.

Dude. Are you watching pokemon?

Yeah man I'm a friggin brokemon.

Brokemon by LeLucas January 5, 2012

brokemon master

1.) a cool, masterful guy.

2.) someone that is good at pokemon but is still cool and stuff

"See ya bro montana", "Catch ya later brokemon master"

"You're already at the 6th gym? and you scored with 2 chicks last night? You are a total brokemon master!"

brokemon master by jackson the jewish kid September 15, 2009

Broskimo Kiss

Play on an "eskimo kiss" but for bro's. This involves 2 bro's rubbing their elbows together while flexing and checking out each others bulging biceps.

Those guys at the gym totally have a bromance going on. They're only wailing on their biceps so that they can look good for their broskimo kisses later tonight.

Broskimo Kiss by Flowerbeast January 3, 2013

broskimo

one of those conformist bro kids who wears true religion jeans (sagged a little past the crotch), styles his hair up in a fo-hawk, and most importantly regularly wears his extra fluffy, oversized parka jacket with the furry hood

"Hey Zane, look at that eskimo over there with the parka."

"No Greg, that's a broskimo, notice the pierced ears and faux hawk..."

broskimo by Greg Taylor March 16, 2008

broskimo

A bro that is more than a bro, a bro you would live in an igloo with; A bro you are willing to be Eskimos with.

"Me and her? Yeah, she's got my back, we're totally broskimos."

broskimo by chaosimsystem October 8, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026