Brokimo

When your autocorrect is buggy asf and it changes ‘Bro’ to ‘Brokimo’ at 3.00am in the morning and you repeatedly laugh at it and use it on a regular basis. Often used as a name to call your best friend to go along with your dry humour.

‘Who’s that Pokémon?!’
‘I think that’s a Brokimo!’
‘You think?’
‘Brock is the Pokémon trainer your r*tard’

Brokimo by Leannehz February 9, 2020

Brokémon 

A brokémon is a bro, who likes pokémon.

My brokémon, want to hang out later on?

Brokémon by Birrox February 5, 2015

Brokemon 

An older guy who watches pokemon wich is designed for little kids.

Dude. Are you watching pokemon?

Yeah man I'm a friggin brokemon.

Brokemon by LeLucas January 5, 2012

brokemon master 

1.) a cool, masterful guy.

2.) someone that is good at pokemon but is still cool and stuff

"See ya bro montana", "Catch ya later brokemon master"

"You're already at the 6th gym? and you scored with 2 chicks last night? You are a total brokemon master!"

brokemon master by jackson the jewish kid September 15, 2009

Broskimo Kiss 

Play on an "eskimo kiss" but for bro's. This involves 2 bro's rubbing their elbows together while flexing and checking out each others bulging biceps.

Those guys at the gym totally have a bromance going on. They're only wailing on their biceps so that they can look good for their broskimo kisses later tonight.

Broskimo Kiss by Flowerbeast January 3, 2013

broskimo 

one of those conformist bro kids who wears true religion jeans (sagged a little past the crotch), styles his hair up in a fo-hawk, and most importantly regularly wears his extra fluffy, oversized parka jacket with the furry hood

"Hey Zane, look at that eskimo over there with the parka."

"No Greg, that's a broskimo, notice the pierced ears and faux hawk..."

broskimo by Greg Taylor March 16, 2008

broskimo 

A bro that is more than a bro, a bro you would live in an igloo with; A bro you are willing to be Eskimos with.

"Me and her? Yeah, she's got my back, we're totally broskimos."

broskimo by chaosimsystem October 8, 2011