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Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Brothology

The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.
Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!

brovolone 

1. A male with qualities similar to that of provolone cheese. Such a person possesses a semi-hard nature and loves to be sandwiched in with meat.

2. A cheesy looking bro.
At the party, the brovolone wore loose jeans, a polo with a popped collar, and reaked of a mixture of cologne and several spray cans of Axe.
brovolone by KyleDB April 22, 2008
Friendly gesture between one brony and another in the form of connecting knuckles together (or hoofs).

Originating from My Little Pony, cult childrens TV cartoon.
Manly Man 1 - "I totally love MLP"

Manly Man 2 - "Yeah me too!! Brohoof!!!"

/brohoof
brohoof by sobamade June 29, 2011
The brony equivalent to a brofist. Commonly used by bronies in real life, but is sometimes used on the internet with the emoticon of "/) * (\"
Real life:

Brony 1: Hey man, did you see that new MLP episode? It was focused on Fluttershy.
Brony 2: Yeah man! Fluttershy's my favorite pony!

*The two bronies then do a brohoof"

Online:

Brony 1: Yo man, you see the new episode of MLP?
Brony 2: No, gimme a link.
Brony 1: <youtube link>
Brony 2: Thanks man, /)
Brony 1: /) * (\
brohoof by BleachCola October 25, 2012

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008