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Brogressor 

Someone who is being aggressive towards a bro.
Brogressor: you wanna fight bro!?

Bro: what'd you say!?

Bro #2: back off you brogressor
Words you can keep
A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.
After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.
Brofessor by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010
A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.
Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.
Brofessor by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brogression 

The progression from "person" to "homie".
Wow, that was some fast brogression right there!
Brogression by STEALTHWALKER April 12, 2008

Brogress 

1. The progress that one makes to improve the mood of a fellow bro

2. The progress made between two friends that shows how much of a bromance they have.
1. "Bro you feeling better now"

"Yes you've made such a brogress thank u"

2. "Hey how are Abbie and Leona getting along?"
"They're making good brogress!"
Brogress by LittleLegs August 5, 2012

brogressive 

Politically liberal or left-leaning person who routinely downplays injustices against women and other marginalized groups in favor of some cause they deem more important.
He's just a brogressive. He says he wants equality and liberation for all, but he makes rape jokes and accuses women of making false sexual assault claims all the time.
brogressive by lostgrrrls January 5, 2011
The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.
Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
Brofessor by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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