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blogfessor

A person that uses the internet to teach giving online periodic lessons which can be written and then posted to a blog or recorded in video and posted to a vlog (video web log) in a sort of on-demand television channel. Usually there's some kind of feedback and the possibility to make requests to the professor but there's no real-time (synchronous) dialog.
Itzi: Do you know, Irina, why does the word "Pinky" has the word "Pink" in it?
Irina: No idea, I'm going to ask Marina, a blogfessor that teaches about the origin of words.

Irina goes home, gets in touch with this teacher who responds posting an article in his blog or a video giving an answer to the question.

The blogfessor's post follows:
"Hello my dear students, today I'm going to explain that the relationship between pink and pinky has nothing to do with color. In fact 'pink' itself did not start out describing the color at all. Let me explain why....."
blogfessor by HotForTeacher October 10, 2007
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A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.
After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.
Brofessor by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010
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A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.
Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.
Brofessor by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Blofessor 

Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.
She can teach a class of giving head. Call her Blofessor Renee
Blofessor by Renee Blase September 7, 2015
The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.
Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
Brofessor by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016

Brofessor Oak 

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.
Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
Brofessor Oak by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010

Brogressor 

Someone who is being aggressive towards a bro.
Brogressor: you wanna fight bro!?

Bro: what'd you say!?

Bro #2: back off you brogressor
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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