A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it
Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
by AngelOvvl March 10, 2015

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.
by randygertie May 19, 2011

Procrastinating with your bros.
"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."
by jtregoat October 29, 2008

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
by IBrock March 10, 2011

by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

by prisonfister December 07, 2017

Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.
by Tpep13 February 04, 2010
