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Broclipse

When your (usually male) friend gets between you and taking someone back to your place
Damnit I almost hooked up with a really hot girl but Dave had to be a broclipse and make me look like an asshole
by WillyByers August 22, 2017
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Brolapse

A pact made between close friends that dictates that if a member of their friend group receives a prolapsed anus, the closest bro must fist it back up into its correct location
"Hey bro, you got prolapsed, lemme brolapse that for you."
by Jeggs March 12, 2018
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Brolapse

Brolapse, verb:
cease to be proper bros, time apart having incurred a decline from previously high standards of bro-hood; a temporary interval in bro-ness.

noun:
the result of one bro giving it to another bro – strictly no homo, or not, who cares – so good that he gets a retrograde colon; a non-fatal but irksome repercussion of brodomy.
"Man, it's been ages, we've totally brolapsed!"

"Its not gay between bros yo, just a harmless bit of brodomy – unless you brolapse, that's not cool."
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Brolapse

When a bro sticks his fist up another bros’s Ass, grabs hold of whatever he can and pulls it out giving his bro a second appendage to pleasure the multiple ladies he has undoubtedly pulled on a night outside (practice advised to reduce sensitivity).
Bro, man needs some help. Can another man give me a brolapse hold tight my man and bendover another mans got you.
by Benbo swaggings December 31, 2017
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Brolapse

Imagine you are having some fun with your bro, just messing around and having fun. Eventually things get a little too crazy and you accidently slip you dick into your bro. This is a common mistake that can happen when you are with your bro. When this happens, you say "sorry bro, didn't mean to do that," and you proceed to pull your dick out of your bro's Dummy Thicc ass cheeks. As you do this, your bro's tight innards grip around your dick with the force of gorilla's clenched fist, this causes your bros interior "man cave" protrudes from his sphincter. Your bro moans a bit as this all unfolds. This series of events is known as a "Brolapse." This definition also applies if your bro does this to you.

tl;dr Brolapse is when you cause your bro to prolapse or vice versa
Yo, last night me and Jeremy got little to crazy and had a Brolapse.
by Judi Joofer February 23, 2021
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Brolapse

The reinsertion of organs by one's bro when a weightlifter experiences a prolapse during a monster set of squats. Usually accompanied by a fist bump and reassertion of "beast-mode" status.
"Matt tried to go beast mode on a 1,200 squat but luckily I was there to brolapse him dude."
by Nak Professional Bro January 20, 2013
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Broclops

A guy who only has one friend.
Jerry is so lonely. He is a broclops, Barry is his only friend.
by fukitup March 5, 2010
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