A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more “messed up” child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.
by WillyByers July 23, 2020
Damnit I almost hooked up with a really hot girl but Dave had to be a broclipse and make me look like an asshole
by WillyByers August 22, 2017