A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to
flirt- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your
friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl
will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a
guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-
boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
"I thought it was going
well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."
"I wish (insert
name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy
friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.