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Brocitus 

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
Brocitus by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011
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brocious 

exhibiting the characteristics of a bro
I like the Bob Marley legends album, but it is kind of brocious.
brocious by Brocious February 28, 2004

brobitussin

what i take when i have a nasty case of scratchie throat and the sniffles, bro.
Steve: Fuck man i got a nasty case of the sniffles. Plus, my throat is scratchie.
Broseph: Take some fucking Brobitussin man.
brobitussin by Brostradamus December 8, 2009

Brocious 

A combination of the word ferocious and whenever you go brrrr it's cold outside!!

Not commonly used, only when it's like 10 degrees and you're fucking freezing not when it's just a little cold.
Matt: Hey bro did you hear it's supposed to be 2 degrees tonight?
Allen: More like it's going to be brrr - ocious outside!
Matt: what does that mean?
Allen: Brocious is a combination of the word ferocious and like when ever you say brrrrr while outside referring to the cold.
Matt: Thanks my good man.
Brocious by worldh March 29, 2015

derek brocious 

He is an awesome guy with an incredibly huge penis and he is a very sweet loving guy who would give the shirt off his back for anyone
Man I sure wish I had a Derek brocious for a friend
derek brocious by Me angryman January 25, 2014

Brotitus 

Derived from "bronchitis". Means to miss your bros so much that you suffer from Brotitus.
"Laura, I know I've been acting strange. I'm sorry. I'm suffering from a severe case of Brotitus. I haven't seen John and Tim for over 3 weeks!"
Brotitus by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011

Cash Brocious 

Cash Brocious by Trumplover2024 December 6, 2019