Brobait

Items used to lure one's bros to one's apartment for the purposes of brorape.... usually consisting of a Wii or an Xbox 360, and a 12 pack.

"So Brian says to me, 'Hey Bro, come on over so we can play COD on my Xbox... I got the beers'... I didn't realize it was just fucking brobait."

by Orochiniko March 4, 2008

Brobait

adorable tipsy redheads

Yeah that freshman E**a, she's totally brobait

by Brotesque April 12, 2010

Brobation

When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.

Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?

Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys

Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!

by TheRR June 10, 2009

brobituary

(n) announcement of a lost one: When one of your bro's ceases to exist from the bromosphere, due to a girlfriend, a job, or death.

Nate is so whipped by Lauren... we never see him anymore. We have to write him a brobituary.

by Capt_JD8 August 17, 2009

Brobitch

A term used to describe someone normally considered a friend that is acting uncharacteristically like a douche bag.

A half a step away from being called a flat out bitch.

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Kyle today?"

"Hell if I know. He's being such a brobitch today."

by GoTopes! January 12, 2010

Brobitch

A female who is considered a 'bro' or is part of a 'bro' group.

Bro: Sorry babe, its a bro night, cant chill.
Girl: But Courtney is over too!
Bro: thats differnt, shes a brobitch.

by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

Bro bait

A girl 16-24 who is overly tan, very skinny, has no real personality, isn't that smart and dates a guy who is a bro.

Shawnee is totally bro bait, she's always with Kip.

by Kevin Nesgoda August 11, 2008