broastie 

exclusively male version of the title, coastie

broasties are usually seen around campus, hitting on some of their coastie chicks, and paying for their Starbucks and/or Pinkberry with mommy's black card

similar, but not exact, to guido: a broastie is not always a guido, and a guido is not always a broastie, but one could be considered both

A: Man, what did you do today?

B: Well, first I got an orange mocha frappuccino, then I went tanning, and then I dropped half a stack at American Apparel

A: (under breath) godforsaken broastie

broastie by the greek goddess May 1, 2010

Broastie 

Not toast, nor bread... a broastie is an Australian term for a piece of bread cooked for about 10 - 20 seconds in a toastie machine so it gives the bread a toasted line down the centre of the bread and warms it slightly.

Carl: G'day Bruce, how long should I cook this broastie for?

Bruce: Flaming galah! For about 15 seconds mate, until you get the line down the middle.

Carl: Bonza mate, cheers!

Broastie by foxious-maximous September 14, 2010

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Breastie Nestie 

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.

Don't look at my breastie nesties.

Breastie Nestie by yes............ February 18, 2020

Boom Broasted

The act of giving someone a good compliment, opposite of Michael Scott's famous 'Boom Roasted', this is to spread happiness.

Guy 1: Hey, you're makin' my dreams come true.

Guy 2: Thanks! Boom Broasted!

Guy 1: Boom Broasted!

Boom Broasted by Shlomo400 September 16, 2011

breasties 

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

breasties by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

Breastie 

A strong and complex nonsexual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being BFF. Similar to a bromance.

If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.

Breastie by Lipsmackinggood December 12, 2012