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broastie

exclusively male version of the title, coastie

broasties are usually seen around campus, hitting on some of their coastie chicks, and paying for their Starbucks and/or Pinkberry with mommy's black card

similar, but not exact, to guido: a broastie is not always a guido, and a guido is not always a broastie, but one could be considered both
A: Man, what did you do today?

B: Well, first I got an orange mocha frappuccino, then I went tanning, and then I dropped half a stack at American Apparel

A: (under breath) godforsaken broastie
by the greek goddess May 1, 2010
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Broastie

Not toast, nor bread... a broastie is an Australian term for a piece of bread cooked for about 10 - 20 seconds in a toastie machine so it gives the bread a toasted line down the centre of the bread and warms it slightly.
Carl: G'day Bruce, how long should I cook this broastie for?

Bruce: Flaming galah! For about 15 seconds mate, until you get the line down the middle.

Carl: Bonza mate, cheers!
by foxious-maximous September 14, 2010
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Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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Breastie Nestie

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.
by yes............ February 18, 2020
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Boom Broasted

The act of giving someone a good compliment, opposite of Michael Scott's famous 'Boom Roasted', this is to spread happiness.
Guy 1: Hey, you're makin' my dreams come true.

Guy 2: Thanks! Boom Broasted!

Guy 1: Boom Broasted!
by Shlomo400 September 16, 2011
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breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )
Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009
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Breastie

A strong and complex nonsexual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being BFF. Similar to a bromance.
If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.
by Lipsmackinggood December 12, 2012
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