If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Kim: Hey look, it's my breastie Emma. Let's go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she's my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let's forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed

I'd like to see a breastie of her's.

Jenny: Chelsea, its okay if you want to cancel our plans this weekend so you can to the concert with Lea and Jill instead. I'll understand.

Chelsea: Jenny, are you serious? Pshh, girl fuck them. You're my breastie for life, our plans come first :)

Jenny: Aww, we're total breasties! :)

Yo dude, you wanna come over on Sunday morning to watch the game? No thanks, my breastie and I wanna put some poached eggs and bloody marys in our mouths.

I went to the Flattie’s Ball with my breasties!